I HATE SHU NUS. [ 淑女 ]

They're boring, quiet and oh-so-cliche, but yet most guys find them irresistably attractive. Guys will do anything to acquire one and display them proudly like trophies to their friends, family and relatives.

WHY OH WHY! This was one of the most frequent question I've asked myself during my teen years. I was the rebellious tom boy with an attitude that needs changing. I just didn't get why all the guys in my school swooned over shu nus!

They never have their own opinions. Whatever you say to them they'll either nod and smile or shake their head to show their ignorance about, well pretty much everything and anything. B-O-R-I-N-G. BORING!!! How can you have a fun life with these kind of girls??

But nonetheless, shu nus are snap up very fast by guys. They're rarely single for long unless by their own choice. Majority of shu nus are also very " guai " and " ting hua " as in, they'll listen to you and do whatever you say without any comment at all.

After two years of wondering [ damn serious ], I've finally found an answer. My theory is this :: Being a heterosexual, I'm half-amused and half-disgusted by homosexual, but most of the time I'm disgusted. Here we have a guy whos acting like a chick. IT IS DAMN REPULSIVE LA!

Guys should be guys. [ I'm a strong believer in this ] They shouldn't straigthen their hair and put eyeliner and lipstick on every morning. They should just slap some wax unto their hair and go. They shouldn't giggle and stick their pinky out when holding utensils. They should grunt to anything you say and gobble their heart out like the primitive apes they are.

But here we have guys who flutter their extended eyelashes and pouting their way out of complex situation. I cannot take these kinds of scenario la. Seriously cannot.

SOO why should guys put up with girls that act like boys? Girls who whoop at football games and down mugs and mugs of beer. Girls who can throw a real punch and not a weak ass slap on the face. Girls should be girls. That's why the almighty God make us so different from each other.

This is just one of my theory. After reading Xiaxue's blog [ YES I do have a life apart from reading her blog entries ], I have yet another theory, almost the same as Xiaxue's.

Shu nus' sole existent or sole purpose in their life is to feed male's egoistic nature. The macho kind of males who beat their hairy chest with their over muscular fists, just like King Kong. Shu nus are damn well bred, they'll tell the guys anything they want to hear and THEY ARE SOO MEEK AND SUBMISSIVE.

Fuckity fuck fuck. My mooma tells me that they will come a time in a woman's life where she will become shu nus BY HER OWN CHOICE. Why? Because girls are programmed to be that way. Girls have a long history of giving in to their husbands unless you're superwoman than I have no comment for you. * sticks tongue out *