Check out these false eyelashes! MEGA AWESOME. Too bad they only sell it in Japan. T.T Lisa likes. Lisa wants.

In blue!!

My favourite! Purple, Yellow and Black.

This would look so cute! Like a baby doll's eyes.

Just reading the name makes me want to buy it-->Mini Lashes with Diamante!!

Tonight is a night for -------> celebration!

BUSINESS STATS test is over, baby! No more crunching numbers on the calculator. No more mind boggling formulae and hypotheses testing! SAYONARA!! * laughs insanely *

But damn, Princinple of Management test is less than one week away. By then, I have to memorise 5! 1,000 words. I rather go shoot myself in the head. Crazy lar. I think I'll have to delete all the useless stuff in my head to make room for new information. Damn, damn damn.

Anyways, Ken told me that they have a war craft game that kills Malaysia because Malaysians lower Singapore's IQ and steal their jobs. HAR HAR! Okay, I won't deny about the stealing the job part cause those lower level workers are willing to do the same job for half of the salary.

But Malaysians are really stupid la. Well, mainly the government. So fucking unfair, protect their own people only. What! You think your country's economic will be so good without the Chinese ar? Don't even dream about it.

Let's clear things up, I don't have anything against Malays. Truly I don't, even if my actions/words say otherwise. They're really nice people, well most of them. But gee, some of them sure are lazy.

Bumiputra basically forces company's to have at least two directors who are Malays. Look, if the government says that we should hire those Malays as low level workers then it's okay. But to have no qualification and work as directors??!? Are you freaking mad?!?!

And the goverment wants all Chinese company's to go bust! Stupid! Chinese company's go bust, your economic goes down. This also don't know. They tell the Malays to only do business with their own kinds. You know, help out your own people kinda thing so the Malaysian Chinese won't have any business and no business mean no money to feed their family. Sick sick sick.

Vincent told me that, in KL, the percentage of Malaysian Chinese is about 30% only, but they hold more than 50% of the wealth. Beat that, you poo!

Chase lor, chase all the Chinese, we can always do our business elseway. Less than a year, wait make that less than HALF a year, they'll be begging us to come back! Maybe they should learn something from Singapore. Singapore have no natural resources, yet it is able to generate so much income. It's only 41 years old but it has done much much more than Malaysia.

Singapore broke away from Malaysia because of the Bumiputra Law. Thank god, Singapore's country father has the mind and eyes to see how stupid Malaysian government is. Yes, I know I'm a Malaysian (Chinese) myself, but I'm not proud of it.

I will never, never, ever, go back to live long term.

Continuation from last entry. Photos, as promised.

My farewell cake! from friends in NZ. It was delish! Bought from Divine <-- the best cake shop in NZ!! You know, I really miss friends in NZ. I MISS YOU GUYS. =<>

My birthday cake. I think it was oreo flavoured. I've only got one candle cause my mum doesn't think I can blow 16 candles all at once. =.= Present wise, it was a bit less than last year. But it doesn't matter, I'm not that materialistic... YET. But, god, I L-O-V-E the present that Huei gave me!! It was a freaking ring from Micheal Hill Jeweller!! OMG * extends my arms all the way to NZ to hug her * It made Ken a bit paranoid though cause he thought that she was trying to steal me away from him. Lol. Ken gave me a piggy bank, wait, technically its a hippo bank... cause its a hippo. This is a ongoing present kinda thing cause everytime he has any one dollar coin he has to put it in. Good investment, I say.

My adopted " pet ". I found this kitty near the my apartment. It's a cute kitty, barely my hand width. Every night, I'll go feed it. But one morning, I found her lying like this in the middle of the pedestal, so I nudged her gently to see if she was dead. Thank god she was just sleeping. Haven't seen this cutie for a while cause my mum banned me from going near any stray animals for fear of getting some disease.

This is so pretty!! I wonder why the water is blue though... is it suppose to be like that?? Was going to funan digital mall when I saw this! It was in a building that promotes jesus-ish type stuff. Hence, the poster reads :: and Jesus answers ....blah blah blah.

More Singapore Mimi's photo for Huei

Oh yeah, answer to your question as to why NZ doesn't have hamsters :: cause if they have hamsters, it'll be like the possum problem all over again. They'll breed like the animals they are and before you can finish saying the word " nymphomaniac ", they'll be running through your house and all over the streets. NZ will be overpower by these little hamsters! so that's why they don't have it. [ or maybe it's cause it's illegal ]

GAH!!! It won't load again. Is eblogger possessed or something?? Got something against me, is it? SCREW YOU LAH! ....... I guess I have to email the photos to you. I will reply your email as soon as my business stats exam finishes, which will be on Thursday?

This is Lisa. Lisa should be doing her POM assignment right now. But no, she has to use blogging as a mean to distract herself from the evil assignment. AHH! * paper chomps on Lisa's head *

*Hehe, I should stop referring myself as the third person.

Anyhows, I have changed the blog's title from " be amaze by the lisa " to --> " lisa's survival guide for singapore ". I don't find myself that amazing anymore cause, frankly, I think my randomnessity have left me for a better girl. All I can say it, I hope that girl would appreciate it better than I do.

I have found out that you need certain tricks and skills to survive in a little island called SINGAPORE. The hot hot weather, annoying fuckers and some inexpensive beauty tips.

Of course I wouldn't give it to you guys in one motherfucking load, or else I wouldn't have anything to write about for the near future.

This blog would also include recipes that are tried and tested and household tips, such as, how to win the war with cockroaches! Wahaha. I'll feature some shops/restaurants that I think deserve some recommendations and shops that, err, need new managers/staffs.

Oh yeah! I'm also starting to collect different brands of face wash, cream, serum, perfume bottles and packaging. So if you have any, contact me and maybe we can come a price that both of us are happy with.

Hold your breath and let it rip. Whole new sections are coming!

But to feast your eyes, here are some photos. :P Since Huei has been commenting on my photoless blog. Sorry ar.

Hehe, Ken took this when we were still in NZ. There was suppose to be a snowdude in the middle but it melted. =<>

This is my baby, Singapore Mimi. Her fur is still wet cause she just took her bath. She is called Singapore Mimi cause the original Mimi, the cat, is in NZ. There are also several other Mimis [ crabs ] in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia and two Mimis [ turtles ] in Miri, Malaysia. Apparently, having crabs as pets is the new fad right now.

Okay, crap. Something's wrong with either A) blogger or B) my computer or C) all of the above. I cant load the freaking photos anymore. Meh. But fear not, I'll be back tomorrow and the next next day, and the big next day and so on so forth.

Grr, it's back to my assignment I guess. I can't run or hide from it. * sigh * Toodles.