you know what kind of girls i really hate?

狐狸精 [ hu li jing ] -- which is the kind of slut who knows that you already have a boyfriend/husband but still wants to woo him to be hers.

this kind of girl really needs to be beaten [ not just slap ]. everytime i see these kinds of charaters on any kind of movie [ especially the chinese series ], i really want to pick them out of the tv with a sharp tweezer, put them on the floor and stamp them with my foot to my heart's content.

seriously, havent they heard of the word " shame "? for crying out loud, what will people think of you when they know? friends [ if they have any ] will probably keep their boyfriends away from you. its not that bad if you dont know hes taken then its the guy's fault but eww, if you're a hu li jing, everyone hates you.

i once read this story in a mag that features a couple [ d'uh ] the guy was cheating and he brought the hu li jing home and then in walks the girlfriend. the guy didnt even try to hide his philandfering instead he beats his girlfriend while the hu li jing just lies there on the bed and watch them. that is disgusting disgusting act!

i hope that guy and hu li jing get struck by lightning and then burn to ashes then everyone can stamp and spit on their tombs. * cackles evilly *

if my boyfriend ever cheats on me, i will walk away with my dignity intact. find another guy who is more handsome, richer, gentler, more loving and etc. then flaunt it in his face. HA! then i'll get someone else to sabotage their relationship and destroy the hu li jing's face. maan, im so evil. but hey, being evil is fun.

so * clears throat * YOU better not cheat on me, mr ken lu jia jian. or else.. i'll smash your beloved computer to a million tiny pieces. :P [ so much for walking away with my pride intact huh? ]

you know you know, i was just thinking about something yesterday. umm, ehee, i know the previous sentence sounded quite weird but just let it go ya. anywhos, for those of you who knew asia quite well, not matter which part, robbery is quite common. example :: my dad's friend's wife [ ah, the connection is not as long as it seems ] was shopping one hot day and was wheeling her goods to the back of her car when suddenly ZOOM a car went past her and snacthed [ how the hell do you spell snacth? ] her handbag. the thieves weren't stupid either, they didnt have their car number plates at the back of their car, they only had it at the front.

this little story doesnt really have anything to do with the next thing i have to tell you next, maybe a wee bit but thats all, a wee bit.

the lisa has a phobia of losing her handbag or getting it stole by smart thieves.

i wouldnt mind if i only have one or two dollars in it. i could always buy another bag. BUT, thats not the case. [ theres always a but, isnt there? ] you see, my loyal and beautiful readers, in my bag, there are the following items::

- a sony cybershot DSC-T9 :: retail price $1699
- a REAL Louis Vuitton wallet [ im guessing around $ 500-1000 ]
- two cell phones [ around $600-800 each ]
- my malaysian identity card
- and my never will be parted with bank card

so lets add them all up. * punching calculator * and the final number is ----- $3599. [ excluding the money in my bank card ] imagine that.. im a walking $3500! lol.

some of you might just ask me " why you so stupid ar? who tell you to bring all those things out le? " [ yes, it has to be a malaysian accent since im still in malaysian ]

okay, we'll pick the ones which are necessary to bring out ya.

since i dont really fancy spending two nights in the jail if you cant show your malaysian identity card upon order by the authority, it'll have to be the first thing. [ note :: if a policeman asked you to show him your IC and you said you left it at home, you'll still have to spend atleast 48 hours in the jail and no, william, its not cool. ] so FIRST :: MALAYSIAN IDENTITY CARD.

i love my bankcard too much to leave it all alone in the house. it might just sprout legs and run away! but im never actually going to use it outside of nz cause the bank will charge me NZ$7.50 if i want to take money, times that by 2.6 [ nz currency ] it will be.. RM19.50. i can buy a pretty awesome top with that kind of money. yeah baby, asia rules. so NO BANKCARD.

next! two cellphones. umm mm mm, one of the cell phones is actually my mum's cause being the smart girl i am, i use her cell phone to text people instead of mine own. [ my phone no credit ar so dont expect me to reply you ] i dont even know why i bring my sony ericsson out. i dont use it. so SECOND :: MUM'S CELLLPHONE. NO LISA'S CELLPHONE.

ahh, my wonderful wonderful camera. * strokes camera lovingly * whos a good camera?? you are, yes you are. ahem, sorry, lets get back to business. the camera goes wherever i go? GOT IT? good, now lets move on to the last thing.

you know what the funny thing is? not funny like haha, funny like weird funny. i dont even like louis vuitton. i was just looking through my mum's stuff when i came across the wallet and since i need a new wallet why not save some money and take hers instead? [ yes i know im a genius ] and beside i can gloat to people how i have the REAL thing and laugh at those who have the imitations. * points and laugh * it will be a shame to lose it though. so USE OLD WALLET.

and we're done. lets see how much it will be now. --- RM2499. minimise the damage by RM1100. ah pah, i thought it will be more. meh, i think i'll just stick with what i've got now so i dont have to re-tidy everything up. * laughs stupidly * good night everyone. ^^

what better way to intro me to this cyber world of blogs than a bio ^^ enjoy !

Name :: Alissa Jong Ying Sing
Nicknames :: a little bit sa, sasa, lisa
Screen Names :: * raises eyebrow * what the..?
Birthday :: 08.08.90 - remember the date, i expect prezzies :P
Age :: 15 and getting older and crankier everyday * thumbs up *
Weight :: umm, i have no idea??
Astrological Sign :: Leo the Lion * roars *
Chinese Zodiac Sign :: the lion ate the horse
Location :: my ass is currently park in front of the pc
Marital Status :: i like to think im single but everyone keeps on telling me i have a boyfriend... * shrugs * weird.. LOL, jk.
Eye Colour :: green, blue and brown
Height :: you want me to hurt you? sorry, im a tad sensitive about height issues
Shoesize :: i dunno, maybe if i whack you with my shoe, you'll know.
Parents Still Together :: yeah, i guess so, you can go ask them.
Siblings :: what are the " siblings " you speak of?
Nieces / Nephews :: hell yeah! they keep on multiplying like rabbits. crazy hormones !!
Kids Of Your Own :: No! the lisa doesnt multiply like rabbits.
Grandkids :: ewww... * drools *
Pets :: the suicidal fish and dodgy turtles and one flying cat
Education :: where the hell do you get these things?
Rent / Lease / Own Your Own House :: no, im not that rich... yet
Have Any Credit Cards :: evil ! evil ! things
What Do You Drive :: my flying cat??

Favourite :: __________
Colour :: oranje - black - blue
Number :: 8! the number of the black ball
Animal :: you, of course. * giggles *
Vehicle :: make room for the flying cat
Flower :: umm, the kinds that ken gave me on my bday
Scent :: ken ken's scent??
Shape :: * sings * show me the shape of your heart. wahaha, jk. i dunno.
Drinks :: three layer tea. vitagen. apple juice. water. milk tea.
Soda :: sprite / 7-up
Book :: Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown [ first book that came into my mind ]
Band :: F.I.R just cause they have 把爱放开 and Blink182
Song :: 我不想 - 把爱放开 - 突然累了 - stockholm syndrome - my only one - honey honey - 理想情人 - anaestheasia - 嫁给我 - etc
Food :: Patric De Grill Chicken Salad - Sashimi - Miso Soup

Do You :: __________
Colour Your Hair :: yeah, loads of times. but the black hair grew back ><
Twirl Your Hair :: uhh, nah?
Have Tatoos :: noo, but calvin and i are going to get it together, yeah baby!
Piercing :: mm hmm, two on my left ear. used to be three on each side.
Cheat On Tests / Rarely :: of course, doesnt everybody? gee.
Drink / Smoke :: No, cant stand both the smell and taste.
Like Roller Coaster :: well, i have yet to find out. OI! lex lex, you're going with me when we're in kl, right?
Wish You Live Somewhere Else :: dude, when you've live in nz as long as i have, you'll do anything to get out of the country
Want More Piercings :: HELL YEAH! but shh, dont let ken know
Like Cleaning :: you stink
Write In Cursive Or Prints :: dependable
Carry A Donor Card :: does the one on my driver license counts?
Swear Alot :: if im f-ing pissed.
Own A Webcam :: and in the near future, a d-cam and a mp3
Know How To Drive :: the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round
Diet :: Diets are for losers.
Own A Cellphone :: sure sure, text me, ya?
Ever Get Off The Damn Computer :: what do you think?
Habla Espanol :: si, senoir?

Have You Ever :: __________
Gotten A Speeding Ticket :: no, the flying cat is too slow
DUI :: dont you mean TUI? [ tui is a brand of beer in nz ]
Been In A Wreck :: ship wreck, car wreck, plane crash, UFO wreck, been to them all
Been Arrested :: HELL NO! i do do crazy things but none that will get me into jail Been In A Fist Fight :: too chicken
Kicked Someone In The Nuts :: when i was young, i kicked a staff of my dad's golf club, it was an accident, i swear
Stolen Anything :: maaybe..
Held A Gun :: thank god, no.
Drank :: what?
Been Drunk You Couldnt Remember Your Name :: nope, but soon that will happen, ei, choong choong?
Considered A Life Of Crime :: not a life, just a few bankrobbery
Considered Being A Hooker :: if im desperate enough and the money is good.
Cried Over A Guy :: unfortunately, yes and it wasnt just one guy.
Cried Over A Girl :: cried with, yes. cried over, no.
Fallen For Your Best Friend :: dude, my best friend is a chick, thats just sick.
Made Out With Just A Friend :: let's see.. did the one when i was at brett's party count?
Been Rejected :: hard to believe, but yes. once or twice.
Used Someone :: mm, im not proud of it but im really good at using people
Been Used :: i dunno when someone is using me.
Been Kissed :: experienced. wanna try, pretty boy?

Current :: _________
Mood :: meh, neutral.. so - so...
Music :: none..
Taste :: sweet grape's taste
Hair :: tied up but half of the hair is falling down
Annoyance :: * you *
Smell :: recycled air con air
Thing I Ought To Be Doing :: writing a really awesome entry for my other blog
Windows Open :: mp3 baidu, msn, blog, file download
Desktop Picture :: i dunno, i rarely see it
Book :: -
CDs In The Stereo :: i'll get back to you when i have a stereo
Crush :: * you * and * you *
Favourite Celeb :: me and dont you dare tell me im not a celeb
Hate :: long distance relationship. LOL, i dont even know if we're still together,
Job :: assasinator

The Last Time :: _________
Last Book You Read :: Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
Last Movie You Saw :: perharps love. 如果.爱
Last Thing You Had To Drink :: purple vitagen
Last Thing You Ate :: black seedless grapes
Last Person You Talked To On The Phone :: Michelle

Do You :: __________
Do Drugs :: no, but people have tried to steer me into the path of druggie
Have A Dream That Keeps Coming Back :: yes, but i cant remember what it was about
Play An Instrument :: piano
Believe There Is Life On Other Planets :: im quite skeptical but yes
Remember Your First Love :: ken ken?? im not sure if i have ever love a guy
Still Love Him / Her :: people tell me im just attached to him. oh well, i like to think i do love him.
Read The Newspapers :: comics?
Have Any Gay Or Lesbian Friends :: no, but i want one [ gay pal ] i heard they make good " girlfriends "
Believe In Miracles :: until it happens to me, no.
Believe Its Possible To Remain Faithful Forever :: frankly, no. and heh, you're asking the wrong person. my cousin was quite surprised when i told her i've been with ken for nine months. she said its not like me.
Consider Yourself Tolerant Of Others :: no, now go away.
Consider Love A Mistake :: if its a mistake then it aint love. but sing with me lish " love S-T-I-N-K-S "
Have A Favourite Candy :: i want candy !! i want caaandy. candy in the morning time. candy in the hot sunshine.
Do Well In School :: well, umm, lets see... i was nearly expelled. i ran away during school time quite a few times. ditching school almost every single day, oh yeah. im smart, no doubt but school is not for me.
Go To Or Plan To Go To College :: yeah, i dont wanna be in the bottom of the society
Wear Hats :: caps
Hate Yourself :: sometimes..
Have An Obssession :: mm, finding the " one " and getting rich.
Have A Secret Crush :: one's secret, one's not. i've got a boyfriend, god damn it.
Do They Know Yet :: what, are you stupid? if they know, would it still be a secret? sheesh, grow a brain, like i did
Collect Anything :: friends ^^ and huei just reminded me, those nostalagic memories
Have A Best Friend :: oh yes i do
Close Friends :: right, homeys, lets get this party started.
Like Your Handwriting :: yeha
Care About Looks :: im beautiful in every single way. oh words cant bring us down.