you know you know, i was just thinking about something yesterday. umm, ehee, i know the previous sentence sounded quite weird but just let it go ya. anywhos, for those of you who knew asia quite well, not matter which part, robbery is quite common. example :: my dad's friend's wife [ ah, the connection is not as long as it seems ] was shopping one hot day and was wheeling her goods to the back of her car when suddenly ZOOM a car went past her and snacthed [ how the hell do you spell snacth? ] her handbag. the thieves weren't stupid either, they didnt have their car number plates at the back of their car, they only had it at the front.

this little story doesnt really have anything to do with the next thing i have to tell you next, maybe a wee bit but thats all, a wee bit.

the lisa has a phobia of losing her handbag or getting it stole by smart thieves.

i wouldnt mind if i only have one or two dollars in it. i could always buy another bag. BUT, thats not the case. [ theres always a but, isnt there? ] you see, my loyal and beautiful readers, in my bag, there are the following items::

- a sony cybershot DSC-T9 :: retail price $1699
- a REAL Louis Vuitton wallet [ im guessing around $ 500-1000 ]
- two cell phones [ around $600-800 each ]
- my malaysian identity card
- and my never will be parted with bank card

so lets add them all up. * punching calculator * and the final number is ----- $3599. [ excluding the money in my bank card ] imagine that.. im a walking $3500! lol.

some of you might just ask me " why you so stupid ar? who tell you to bring all those things out le? " [ yes, it has to be a malaysian accent since im still in malaysian ]

okay, we'll pick the ones which are necessary to bring out ya.

since i dont really fancy spending two nights in the jail if you cant show your malaysian identity card upon order by the authority, it'll have to be the first thing. [ note :: if a policeman asked you to show him your IC and you said you left it at home, you'll still have to spend atleast 48 hours in the jail and no, william, its not cool. ] so FIRST :: MALAYSIAN IDENTITY CARD.

i love my bankcard too much to leave it all alone in the house. it might just sprout legs and run away! but im never actually going to use it outside of nz cause the bank will charge me NZ$7.50 if i want to take money, times that by 2.6 [ nz currency ] it will be.. RM19.50. i can buy a pretty awesome top with that kind of money. yeah baby, asia rules. so NO BANKCARD.

next! two cellphones. umm mm mm, one of the cell phones is actually my mum's cause being the smart girl i am, i use her cell phone to text people instead of mine own. [ my phone no credit ar so dont expect me to reply you ] i dont even know why i bring my sony ericsson out. i dont use it. so SECOND :: MUM'S CELLLPHONE. NO LISA'S CELLPHONE.

ahh, my wonderful wonderful camera. * strokes camera lovingly * whos a good camera?? you are, yes you are. ahem, sorry, lets get back to business. the camera goes wherever i go? GOT IT? good, now lets move on to the last thing.

you know what the funny thing is? not funny like haha, funny like weird funny. i dont even like louis vuitton. i was just looking through my mum's stuff when i came across the wallet and since i need a new wallet why not save some money and take hers instead? [ yes i know im a genius ] and beside i can gloat to people how i have the REAL thing and laugh at those who have the imitations. * points and laugh * it will be a shame to lose it though. so USE OLD WALLET.

and we're done. lets see how much it will be now. --- RM2499. minimise the damage by RM1100. ah pah, i thought it will be more. meh, i think i'll just stick with what i've got now so i dont have to re-tidy everything up. * laughs stupidly * good night everyone. ^^