Saturday, November 11, 2006


I can't stop thinking about those filthy maggots who are ruining my near perfect life. I think I'm gonna die within a few days. I can feel them wriggling inside my body. They're gonna eat me from the inside. No, I'm dead serious. It's a common misconception that maggots only eat dead tissues. They eat healthy tissues as well, so we're not immune to it.!

One of the maggots ate through metal! Don't ask me how, but when I went to check on them, I saw sticking out of the sink... not through the drain pipe but right in the middle of a metal surface! So don't tell me that I'm over reacting okay? They are mutated maggots! Give them a few years and they will rule the world.

God, I really should book an appointment tomorrow to see if I have contracted myasis. I don't wanna die, not when things are going okay right now. =<

Isn't she just adorable!? I did this myself! and no she doesn't need to go on a diet. Fat pet = cute pet. Skinny pet = ugly pet. Lisa likes everything around her to be cute. C'mon even my panadol pills are pink!


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