A world ruled by horny ducks.

I am currently waging a war on hormones.

The things that make me go crazy one moment and giggling like a maniac the next.

The things that make you love and hate.

The things that are suppose to make my period come!

Anyways, I'm not particular fond of hormones right now so I've devised an ingenious plan of getting rid of them!

I am going to make a hormone sucking bazooka and after I've sucked all the hormones out of my unfortunate and very unwilling victims, I am going to dehydrate all the hormones so they'll turn into powder. hiak hiak! and guess what?

I'm going to feed the powder form of hormones to the ducks!

The ducks will become the new generation of human beings cause they're cooler than monkeys, while we will be incapable of any emotions. NO MORE WARS! NO MORE HATE! and best of all NO MORE GEORGE BUSH!

But then again, they'll be no more joy, no more orgasms, no more love.

Ah well, we can sure live without all those! HAIL TO THE HORNY DUCKS!