It's friggen hot in Singapore!!!~~~ I can't even sit without sweating a few litres!! Grr!! * wipes another few litres from forehead *

Anyways, sweat aside... I know that I haven't update my blog in a veeerrryy long time due to umm, lack of internet access and computer, which we all know is the basic gadgets to use if you want to create an ultimate motherfucker blog that everybody wants to read and dedicate their whole lives to. * grins evilly *

But, fear not my non-existent group of loyal readers, as soon as I have settled down nicely, with few cups of coffee and oil blotters beside the computer, I shall blog my ass off.

Here's a sneak preview of two upcoming titles :

Misleading advertisements - Would the restaurants last with such frustrating but cunning tactics.

Fucking restaurants with their fucking advertisement. Dumb fuck. A story from real life experience about how most of Singapore's restaurant's advertisement works to screw with your mind and waste your hard earned money on a few pieces of morsel to satisfy your stomach.

The world's best kept secret !! Can it be? Do you want to believe it?

Forget God, Buddha, Allah or whatever " idol " you worship. The gods that we have been worshipping for centuries are mere fictions. This is the REAL. R-E-A-L. Also find out the real story behind September the 11th, not the bullshit they spoon fed you. The almighty truth shall be review by me! * cackles *

So, yes. The titles. There you have it.

Before I go, just one more thing...

GO FREAKING SUCK YOUR OWN ASSHOLE RICCARTON HIGH SCHOOL!!!**

Fuckers.

* The author of this blog is in no ways crazy or psychotic. Apologies are not made for those who misunderstands her good intentions of making people see the truth / brainwashing them to think like her and then take over the world.

** Yes, the author knows that a school doesn't have an asshole but she is a true believer in a freedom of speech, so piss off.