Those fucking fuckers [ yeah i'm pretty good when it comes to alliteration ]

I feel so damn pai seh [ ashamed ] when I tell people I go to Riccarton High School, not yet the most suckiest school, but it's getting there.

Today, Jack [ this big ass piece of shit ] and his groupie, which includes two short Korean dudes came round to our table during lunch time. Now, normally this wouldn't worry us but now it's quite disturbing since the last time they came here, they quite openly said they wanted to fight the guys in our group and the only reason being they hate Chinese.

Sorry Koreans, but you originated from Chinese, you pathetic little fuckers who betrayed our Asian brothers.

So... As I was saying, Jack sat his sorry ass on one of the benches and told one of his Korean friend to walk up to my friend, Tommy. For convenience's sake, I'll call the first Korean dude, PK, okay?

PK, like the good little dog he is, walked up to Tommy. It was quite funny when you actually think about it, two little short guys staring hard out at each other unblinkingly. I don't think the Korean wanted to fight Tommy and vice versa but that racist and facist Jack had to urge him on, saying bullshits like :: Come on, FIGHT HIM. I've taught you how to fight. You're a good fighter now. [ As if that short little Korean dude can ever be a good fighter. ]

This goes on for about 5 minutes, until the other Korean guy, codename CB, went up to Tommy and pushed him! So while Tommy was distracted by the not-so-soft push, PK started to pummel Tommy's head like his life depended on it. CB looked at them and thought : hey this looks fun [ in Korean of course ] and started to join PK, which resulted in a gang bash.

And some of Jack's friends took photos of the gang bash on their oh-so-outdate camera phone. Disgusting. I couldn't take their jeering looks and laughs. Makes me want to pummel their face and pluck their eye balls out.

Tommy's best friend, Jim saw this as an unfair fight cause we all know any self respecting " gangster " knows that two against one is not a thing to be proud of. Being the best friend he is, started to sprint towards Tommy but before he got there, Jack walked in front of him saying :: this is none of your fucking business. Jack having the upperhand, due to his taller and bulkier body, pinned Jim against the canteen lady's car. The same car Jim spat pearl bubbles at.

By now, Tommy was forced into a corner by those two little Korean dudes. William, Tommy's cousin, finally found his muscles and pulled one of them off. But despited his well fed body, couldn't hold both of them off. Noriko, Tommy's girlfriend, and Midori, Noriko's friend, ran towards the fight in the corner and pulled those two off with the help of me, of course. ^^

I must admit, Tommy's girlfriend is pretty cool when she pushed CB away from Tommy. The look on your face, man, that was fucking cool.

Anyways, the fight ended as abruptly as it started.

But now, guess who decided to stroll along? A TEACHER. Right after the fight ended. It always happened like that, doesn't it? Useless.

He started to interrogate Jack and a sucker for truth and justice, I went up to him and started to tell him the story, right from the very beginning. He didn't want to listen to me, that fucker. But like I said, he's pretty useless, so I've managed to stare him down with my unwavering eyes. I could've sworn he gulped a little.

So with my near perfect English [ with a hint of Canadian accent ], I told him what truly happened, the uncut version. Pretty much like the story I just told you but with all the swear words edited out cause I'm quite sure he wouldn't like to hear that.

After story time finished, he asked me whether I'll be willing to write what happened down. I smiled sweetly at him and said " sure ". Anything to make sure all those bastards get a one way ticket to hell.

Tommy being the smart ass with a broken English he is went to the Korean Boss to complain about what happened to him during lunch time. The Korean Boss called CB and PK and grabbed both of their wrists and told them to make up with Tommy. CB whined like the little shit he is. But Tommy and PK made up and now they're friends, I think. The Korean Boss gave PK and cuff on the head!

* Fast forward writing all those shit down to last lesson of the day *

My dean, the person who's in charge of a year in high school, Mr J pulled me out of my class and started his very own interrogation. The nerve of him! He chose to believe Jack and those korean not-so-bad fuckers.

Nobody would back up my story and when I asked him :: Exactly who is nobody? He replied :: Oh, CB and PK.

HOW HOPELESSLY DUMB CAN A TEACHER GET?!

Of course they didnt back me up! They are the freaking attackers. They don't give a shit about justice. Their sole mission is to protect themselves and the almighty Jack.

He also had the stupidity to ask me :: if you're in this situation again, what should you do?

And I had the courage to say :: I'll tell them to BACK OFF.

Apparently this is not " The Riccarton Way " to deal with this kind of situation. By doing this they will put my name on their list. As if I give a damn. " The Riccarton Way " states that I should go tell a teacher.

Jack, CB and PK got off with only a warning. [ ooh, scary ] And Mr J told me they keep their eyes on Jack. Pah.

First :: I'm not that kind of person. I don't go whine to a teacher. They can't do anything.
Second :: Wouldn't my name be on the list as well if they found out I told a teacher.

So there, you ignorant gullible bastard. He even believed them when they told me I wasn't even in the " crime scene ". Well guess what, fuckers, I have more people who would back me up. Everybody knows I hang out there during lunch time to try and eat my lunch peacfully!

You can scorn at me and say :: Hey you might just be taking side cause Tommy and Jim are your friends and you've got your eyes on Tommy's Visa Card.

But you can be sure of one thing...

Nobody believes in " The Riccarton Way ". Not even the teachers but the principal still tries and promote it, to no avail. ITS ALL BULLSHIT! Wake up Riccarton High School.

Teachers won't confiscate a non regulation jacket when you have a cold in winter time and say it to your face those three words " I don't care " if they truly follow " The Riccarton Way ".

She wouldn't be calling a really smart classmate of mine " a silly goat " just because he is knows all the things she is teaching.

They would respect each and every student and realise their potential and never try and squash down their voices with their school authority.

Sometimes I think, teachers are actually really sad people. Maybe in their life outside of school, they don't have the power to abuse those they hate, so they'll flaunt their school power at the students' face. As long as they are inside the school, they know they're safe.

Sad.